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Get the Yar Bear mug.a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...
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Get the FDD mug.When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
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