mike's definitions

philadelphia

The home of numerous independent wrestling promotions including ECW, Ring of Honor and CZW.

Philadelphia is the home of two of the biggest indies in ECW and ROH.

by Mike December 28, 2005

pdf

acronym for Portuguese Dry Fuck

I didn't have any rubbers so I just gave her a pdf.

by Mike March 14, 2005

Mazon

not to be confused with mazon, Mazon (witha capital M) refers to surperiority and total sexyness. One may be a "Mazon" if one is an original pimp or just a natural-born genious.

Eli: O snap, how are you so sexy and get all the girls?
Mazon: Because i'm a Mazon.
Eli: Damn, so you mean the Enzyte i take wont do anything?
Mazon: Nope. =)

by Mike March 29, 2005

Trope

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one

Crystalle Gaudet

by Mike February 8, 2004

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004