mike's definitions

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

non-American nigger

an offensive term referring to anyone not born in America, including white Europeans.

Hey wuz up non-American nigger.

by Mike February 24, 2004

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

Covington

Covington, Kentucky is a city bordering Cincinnati, Ohio. To most, Covington, and the near Newport, Kentucky, have unofficially become part of Cincinnati.

From Northbout I-75, as you're going down the hill just as you're about to enter Covington, you can see a great view of Cincinnati.

by Mike February 3, 2005

piss on it

Forget about it; to do something later.

Person1: I can't go out tonight, I have to study for a test.
Person2: Piss on it. Let's go.

by Mike February 25, 2004

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003