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wax

WAX
1.when you jizz on a gurls pants then you both end up passing out when you wake up the next morning stagnent jizz on her pants
2. thing that cavemen used to lite cave
3. stuff you put on a car to make like shiny
4. flying disks aka records
1. "damn Mike the water isnt coming off my pants with water" mike "come on gurl dont be mad you wont worry about the sain on your pants if you take them off again"
2. "damn cavemen you shouldnt of had cieling lights its like dodging burning rain down here"
3. "dude if you put enough wax on your car during a sunny day you can cause an acedent on the road"
4. dude game over wax broke and theres a piece in my leg,,, dude wtf wtf that was my vanilla ice record" other dude "man vanilla ice record damn theres only like 2 left everyone else makes an effort to get rid of shit from there house" dude with shit in his leg "dude really my leg is fucking gushing and you spent 30 seconds making a dumb joke ... ill see you in hell" then he flat lines
by mike May 13, 2005
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khaki

A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.
Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!
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Uber gay

" Rob George is Uber Gay"
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Dreamshake

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.
I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.
by mike March 21, 2005
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dumb nigga

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.
Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.
by Mike March 21, 2005
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James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.
Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!
by Mike March 21, 2005
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Douv

A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.
Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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