mike's definitions

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).

I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.

by Mike January 19, 2003

bright

acting in a smart ass way

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright

by mike December 15, 2003

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

noshe

the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.

1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"

by mike August 18, 2003