mike's definitions

Emotions

Emotions is the word for dumbasses who can't spell emoticons.

Link: You emotion stealer
Mike: You dumbass

by Mike February 12, 2005

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

new york yankees

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.

The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.

by Mike April 12, 2004

F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.

Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28

by Mike February 5, 2005

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004