mike's definitions

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

7:30

when a man has sex with a women when she is sleeping in bed at 7:30 in the morning

hey you pervert i was sleeping bastard

by mike September 15, 2004

school

a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

by mike September 15, 2004

canada

a PLAce where young americans who are 18 and cant drink in there country come here because of the stupid cant drink till your 21 law there also beer is better and cheaper in canada

what do you mean i need to be 21 shit bag come on guys lets go to canada

by mike September 15, 2004

vornoff

a machine that has lazer targeting and about 4 dildos on it geuss what it does and its made in canada

hey honey do we have so;me money to buy a vornoff

by mike September 15, 2004

freedom fries

what burger king and mcdo;nalds strted calling there fries in the states because the french would not support there stupid holy crude oil crusade in iraq even thought french in french fries refers to the style of cut

you can frech fries or homestyle fries there are also many others

by mike September 15, 2004

dial it in

See also:

"Hooked Up"

Origins traced back to eletric guitarist slang... referring to fixing of the guitars for someone... be it through tweaking the dials or turning the knobs that tighten the strings.

"Espo wants a cheesy beef from Cavones. Fuckin'.. dial it in!"

by Mike September 15, 2004