mike's definitions

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 7, 2005

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P

Creditor - people Mik owes

by Mike November 15, 2004

negrofied

1) to make black. 2) to become "gangster" or "g-ed up" |origin= from a wise man named mike

1)Johnny negrofied that cat with some black spray paint. 2)Stewart's new bling bling chain has him negrofied.

by Mike November 30, 2004

chublove

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.

James loves the chublove

by Mike January 21, 2004