mike's definitions

happies

A positive way of saying herpes

Hey guys guess what, Ive got the happies!

by Mike August 22, 2003

November 9th

1.A day the gaming community will come together as one, when all showers cease to operate, all schools and offices are vacated, and all snack food companies win big.
2.(basis for 1) Halo 2 Release Date.

1. "Dude! Half-Life 2 came out yesterday. Boy, that was a total November 9th.
2. November 9th 2004 will change the way we see gaming.

by Mike May 11, 2004

audioboxers

dickead fascist shithead that likes crappy music

Look at that audioboxers.

by Mike February 13, 2003

Orange Peels

When a girl and a guy do it raw dog

Like a guy and a girl

by Mike December 14, 2003

sXe

vegetarians dont eat

edge kids dont smoke, drink or have mindless sex

they don't understand why you would go out, drink until you cant think right or control your action, pass out and take the risk of choking on your vomit

Elvis was not sXe, he died on the shitter

by mike September 28, 2004

bruney

The fullfiller of the ancient prophecy of the sexual revolution!!! He is the one that will bring sex mega main stream!! In stead of eating coffee and doughnuts peoplewill now be eating muff and sausage for breakfast!! His extreme sexyness can not be measured to any degree!!! All that is know is that he is the one that the ancient prophecy has foretold as the man who would turn turn mugg munchers into sausage slurppers NO ONE CAN RESIST HIS SEXUAL CHARM

Bruney is pure exstacy I LOVE HIS SEXUAL CHARM

by Mike April 12, 2005

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005