mike's definitions
(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.
by Mike August 6, 2003
Get the mengemug. Vocalist for Give Up the Ghost (American Nightmare), which is probably one of the best bands in hardcore in recent memory. (I could just spit out an entire bio, but instead just go to www.giveuptheghost.com, who knows the band better than the band themselves). Tortured, sincere, satirical lyrics are the only thing that comes from this man’s pen.
"I never said I'd stay to the fucking end. Fuck you, fuck all of you. You'll never know what I wanted to say, those fucking words are as dead as the air I breathe. Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps."
by Mike November 22, 2003
Get the Wes Eisoldmug. The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.
by Mike September 6, 2004
Get the high heelsmug. 
by Mike December 30, 2003
Get the cock polishermug. Not an example but something that happened to me. I got banned from gotFrag cause I posted Korn lyrics that evaded gotfrag's swear filter. And yes, they have an IQ of 50
by Mike January 24, 2004
Get the gotfragmug. nyma aka new york military academy is the biggest piece of shit scam school in the world and i hope it blows the fuck up...(Need Your Money Academy is what we really call it
by mike March 28, 2004
Get the nymamug.