Lihs

Our new weapon to fight of the Santist I.H.M.s. Developed through extensive study of Iraqi resistence Don Hock has commisioned this new weapon to fight off The dimick and retake the island of Aloysius.
Yesterday i threw a Lihs into The Blob's office killing three of our facist enemies!
by mike May 15, 2004
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Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
by Mike March 12, 2003
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gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.
The deficit in California is gihugical
by Mike September 12, 2003
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gravdizzle

A "gravdizzle" is a large gravity bong. The bong is made from a gallon sized gatorade bottle and a small trash can. Here's how its done:
1) cut the bottom of a gallon sized gatorade bottle out.
2) cut a hole in the gatorade cap, and slide in a regular hitter peice from a bong.
3) slide a small tube into the bottom of the hitter peice, about an inch from the bottom of the bottle.
4) fill a small trash can with water
5) without the cap, place the bottle in the water
6) fill up the bowl, and screw the cap on the bottle (gently)
7) light the bowl, pull up on the bottle so it fills with smoke, take the cap off and with your mouth over the top, slam it down while inhaling.
"yo lets slam the gravdizzle"
"CHuuuCH"

"yo that 20 oz. aint no gravdizzle"
by mike June 01, 2004
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Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike October 17, 2008
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Twidget

You have a dirty twidget
by Mike February 08, 2004
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Aloysius

The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45
English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*
by Mike October 05, 2004
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