mike's definitions

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

Waun

When you half-run with your hands in your pockets in the winter cause it's cold out. DAN YOUR MY BOY!!!

Dan: Lets all Waun!
Me: Ok!
Larkin: I'm a metrosexual!

by Mike February 28, 2004

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004