mike's definitions

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025

artiphobia

fear of artificial intelligence (arti+phobia).

Artiphobia is growing as fast as the capabilities of AI itself.

by Mike June 22, 2023