mike's definitions

arod

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees

ARod is one of the best players in baseball.

by Mike April 12, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 1, 2004

turkey

The best spirit in the world

Fancy some turkey?

by mike July 14, 2003

31337

to be elite. one who has skills.

i am one elite hacker.
i am one 31337 hacker.
hes elite.
hes 31337.

by mike July 6, 2003