mike's definitions

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

MAK Daddy

Smooth Pimp; Playa

Yo son fo real, dis cats the MAK Daddy of em all...

by Mike December 10, 2003

ppbt

A person who thinks they are old enough to 0wnz0r the truly l33t. Also known as Pre-Pubescent Turd.

"Jason is a ppbt if he thinks like that."

by Mike March 13, 2003

Whoosh

Rochester High School's Cross Country teams "Quote"

WHOOSH IT BITCH'S

Whoosh it on the gun.

by Mike October 28, 2004

vemed

To be severely owned.
To take it in the fayce.

*console*
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was stabbed by Vem's Knife
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger


Vem says: VEMED.

by Mike September 9, 2004

cock mook

someone who disagrees with the group or will not go along with the desired activity

someone who does something innapropriate

hey steve irwin, get out of my jacuzzi and put on some clothes you cock mook

all bobby eats is raisins and tuna fish with mayo, what a cock mook

by mike January 5, 2005

blazakiss

A counter-strike God that rips nuckaz.

blazakiss 21-0 killed jmc | CuZ-1H with headshot from AWP

by mike March 8, 2005