a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...
by mike December 05, 2004
a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.
As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
by mike February 14, 2004
Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure
Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"
by Mike April 21, 2005
haz is the short name for hayley.
a girl with blonde hair green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun in her life without a smile and my god....what a body
a girl with blonde hair green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun in her life without a smile and my god....what a body
by Mike April 21, 2005
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