mike's definitions

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."

Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?

by mike December 7, 2003

one hun'ned

A salutation;farewell

Talk to y'all later, one hun'ned

by Mike July 20, 2003

DFU

DFU - Acronym for Dangerously Fucking Ugly

Man, that chick was DFU!

by Mike May 8, 2005

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

ball

1)A round or roundish body or mass
2)A sperical or ovoid body used in a game or sport

1)Look at him, he's as round as a ball!
2)I like to play Foot Ball

by Mike July 4, 2003

funa

goint to

im funa eat brakfast.

by Mike May 1, 2003