mike's definitions
A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.
Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?
by Mike December 4, 2003
Get the Skrewdrivermug. 
to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.
Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!
by mike August 11, 2003
Get the eat-outmug. The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.
"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"
*clears throat*
"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"
*crying*
"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"
*clears throat*
"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"
*crying*
"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"
by Mike September 15, 2004
Get the dually twolliezmug. by mike March 12, 2005
Get the Kratchwellmug. A store where psuedo-punks/goths go buy their identity. I mean, clothes. Watch out, those kids that shop at Hot Topic sure are rebellious, I mean, what can be more rebellious than feeding a multi-million dollar company by buying a crapy overpriced Good Charlotte shirt to look different like everyone else? Buying a GG Allen shirt from some run down, fishy looking store owned by some shady looking dude? Nah.
You guys! I just bought this shirt with a pentagram on it! Isn't it cool! Daddy wouldn't let me buy it with his credit card, but since I'm so rebellious I stole it from him! Probation, here I come! I mean... The darkness that is my soul craved the dark energy emitted from this shirt showing my love for my dark lord. Yeah.
by Mike April 28, 2004
Get the hot topicmug. by mike December 11, 2004
Get the fat ass bluntmug.