mike's definitions

fat ass blunt

a fat ass blunt or a term of exageration

yo he just smoked a fat ass blunt, i beasted him like a fat ass blunt

by mike December 11, 2004

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.

a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Hyptertext Preprocessor

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.

<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

by Mike May 13, 2005

Red Winging

Banging a girl who is on her period.

Joe totally red winged her last night

by Mike May 13, 2005

{}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

a sword used by people online to emphasize something

bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>

by Mike February 2, 2005

binsnatch

used the same as bitch

Don't be such a binsnatch

by Mike September 2, 2003