mike's definitions

digs

Shoes

I dig those digs.

by mike June 29, 2003

school

a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

by mike September 15, 2004

titerific

when u see perfect tits and just wanna grab em. also see titties

here tits were so titerific holy jeez i wanted to lick em

by Mike November 20, 2003

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 6, 2005

canada

a PLAce where young americans who are 18 and cant drink in there country come here because of the stupid cant drink till your 21 law there also beer is better and cheaper in canada

what do you mean i need to be 21 shit bag come on guys lets go to canada

by mike September 15, 2004

AFC

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.

by Mike February 7, 2004

Half Life 2

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.

Half Life 2 is too special to describe

by Mike June 20, 2005