nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 09, 2004

Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.

Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!

by Mike March 02, 2005

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005