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nutty slack

After someone eats a lot of peanuts you can always find them in almost full origional state poking out of the feces. This name comes from a brittle hard toffee sweet containing nuts made in europe called nutty slack. the name is used because they look similar in appearence
my ass was ripped to shreads when i had a shit today it looked like a bar of nutty slack!
by mike January 6, 2004
mugGet the nutty slackmug.

MrRandom

Sexy random man. Originates from my house. Call me you bitches!
MrRandom is hawt hawt hawt!
by Mike November 15, 2004
mugGet the MrRandommug.

skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.
by mike October 6, 2003
mugGet the skimboardingmug.

hardee

Noun, Adjective

1. Expressing agreement to an issue
2. Form of greeting between ICQ users
3. Universal reply to any form of expression
4. Often repeated several times, can be transformed by the general form: X-ardee where, after conjugation, X is any enouncible English alphabet.
I'm going to go outside and play some basketball! / Hardee~!~!~!

Yo, wassup? / Hardee jardee mardee pardee...
by mike April 15, 2003
mugGet the hardeemug.

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.
The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.
by Mike January 13, 2006
mugGet the shoulder loadmug.

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.
see the 1960's-current
by mike February 13, 2004
mugGet the metric systemmug.

source code

The code that makes up a computer program. Many programs are "open source" which means the source code is free for anyone to use
Here's my program, and the source code is included. Enjoy.
by Mike February 7, 2004
mugGet the source codemug.

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