mike's definitions

mondomongo

A large non-sense, accept in the innermost circle of Mikey Dee's (male only)pals. In truth mondo is a prefix and mongo a word that can be applied to many different nouns.

"Yo that guy has a mondomongo"

"Now hes free, he can shove his mongo wherever he wants"

by Mike March 10, 2005

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

grocery hole

Another word for anus. I was derived from underwhere that had grocery shot in them(racing strips)

The turd was so big it about ripped my grocery hole.

by Mike March 31, 2005

b hop

short for border hopper

yo dude did you see that new b hop at school?

by mike February 9, 2005

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

TNA

1:Tits & Ass
2: Total Non-stop Action which is an NWA opporated wrestling organization

Trish stratus has great TNA
NWA TNA rules the WWE!

by Mike March 16, 2004

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004