mike's definitions

needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

by Mike December 29, 2003

Georgianian

ugly girl who doesnt shave her arms or legs or other part of her body. wears 2nd century clothes and rugs for dresses. smells like an elephants ass

That girl who is going out with Alex Chalifoux doesn't shave her legs and she has really bad odor.
-She is so Georgianian

by Mike March 28, 2004

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

glenn danzig

Innovator of the subgenre of punk called fiendcore. Popularized the sound with his first outfit, the Misfits, and later perfected it with the seminal, yet overlooked, Samhain.

Glenn Danzig has black hair.

by Mike August 11, 2004

Sardo

One who enjoys paintball and teabagging

Wow, that Sardo is one gay peice of shit.

by Mike June 30, 2004