mike's definitions

Duck Sick

To tell a female to give you oral stimulation

Can I get my nails done?
No Hoe.. But you can make my duck sick

by Mike July 31, 2003

tazy

Crazy, usually used when the next word will start with a "T," or you change the next word to make it start with a "T" (works well with ch -> t).

Tazy tight
Tazy tewy (chewy)

by Mike April 28, 2006

da

1. Ebonics for "the".
2. (German) There.

1. What up in da hizzouse?

2. Wer ist das da drüber? (Who is that over there?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005