mike's definitions

village

Village: One with a lack of knowledge regarding city life, the bus system, common sense or anything that can't be simulated in Everquest.
Prone to spontaneous outbursts about cabbages, Everquest or some minor injury he picked up whilst braving the sunlight beyond his room.

Village! Shut up!

by Mike November 11, 2003

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Miguel Cuanalo

Warped gringo who is in dire need of anger management

No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Mike May 3, 2004

Trangitis

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.

Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.

by Mike December 6, 2004

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

supersoaker

A big-ass gun

You better shut your mouth before I shoot you with my supersoaker.

by Mike July 20, 2003

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004