Skip to main content

mike's definitions

psycho girl

A girl that made a sexual video for her exboyfriend to stay with her. The video spread around the internet in a few days and she is now an internet ledgend. She is called psycho girl because she talks like a serial killer the whole time. Both erotic and scary.
"You love me, Matt" -- Psycho Girl
by mike August 30, 2004
mugGet the psycho girlmug.

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.
Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!
by Mike December 1, 2004
mugGet the new found glorymug.

Gibby

Slang. An incredibly awesome person.

Someone who tends to be far cooler than anyone else in his surroundings.
"Gibby is a fucking beast."
by Mike October 22, 2004
mugGet the Gibbymug.

Bodia

I created this word back in the early 80's.

It is used to describe a very large belly. Usually due to heavy beer consumption. The stomach must protrude forward and hang down over the top of the pants. It should not hang over the sides as to be distinguished from someone just plain fat.

I made this word up while watching the news about starving cambodian kids. Their bellies protruded just like the fat bastard next to me. So, I just shortened Cambodia to Bodia.
Holy crap, look at the Bodia on that guy.
by Mike September 10, 2004
mugGet the Bodiamug.

Dirty Voergel

Taking a shit on a girls chest, and then placing a carrot up her ass.
That girl just got a dirty voergel.

Please give me a dirty voergel.
by Mike January 31, 2005
mugGet the Dirty Voergelmug.

taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.
You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.
by Mike March 30, 2008
mugGet the taxicosismug.

WOT

Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.
I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.
by Mike April 26, 2003
mugGet the WOTmug.

Share this definition