mike's definitions

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005

watcho

to watch and then say o after you are done

watcho out i am going to fast

by MIke May 6, 2005

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005

DFU

DFU - Acronym for Dangerously Fucking Ugly

Man, that chick was DFU!

by Mike May 8, 2005

phwa'

Abbreviation of abbreviation of "What are you doing?" The next level of abbreviation is "Phwayadoin'?", and after that comes "Phwa'?"

Somebody has just said something stupid, provoking you to look at them strangely uterring the word "phwa'?"

by Mike February 6, 2007

elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006

ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

by Mike November 12, 2006