mike's definitions

:sigh:

Depressed, lonely, sad.

I am so :sigh: depressed

by Mike December 7, 2003

lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.

Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.

by Mike December 25, 2003

Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass

a dumb person
a person who says something stupid
a complete moron

by Mike February 8, 2005

Em

Short for the name Emily.

Em what you doing tonight?

by Mike December 9, 2003

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004