Definitions by mike

tube sock 

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

tube sock by Mike February 13, 2004

Eunich 

A computer operating system with no balls.

If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!

Eunich by Mike February 13, 2004

metric system 

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

metric system by mike February 13, 2004

half caste 

British description for someone who is mixed race, usually half-white, half-black. Derived from the Indian caste system for classifying society in ranks. In this case the idea being that Whites are the higher caste, and Blacks/Non-Whites are the lower caste, and therefore if you're half-white, then you are half-caste.
See mulatto, mulatta, Biracial

About 40% of children in the UK with one black parent, have one white parent. (1997)
The mixed race population in the UK grew by 75% during the 1990's
14% of the ethnic minority population in the UK is mixed race, and over half are under 16 years old. (2001)

half caste by Mike February 12, 2004

Fat skirt 

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.

Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!

Fat skirt by Mike February 12, 2004

spang 

the taste of a womans sex organ (cross between spunk and tang)

cristines vagina has a sweet spang

spang by mike February 12, 2004

Ew Dude 

1.Definition commonly quoted by Michael in situations where Ew is necessary.

Ew Dude!!!(Brian Simpson Laughs)

Ew Dude by Mike February 11, 2004