Definitions by mike

shazda 

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

shazda by mike June 21, 2006

springsuit 

a wetsuit - usually a shorty - half way between a winter suit and a summer suit. normally 3-4 mm of neoprene for when the water is hovering around 15-20c.

the water is warming up. i think ill put my springsuit on

springsuit by mike June 20, 2006

baked out 

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

baked out by Mike June 19, 2006

degradation of standards 

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

degradation of standards by Mike June 18, 2006

twan

a 20 or a gram of weed

Yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 Grams that's tight

Yo, I hear Mike's got the fattest twans in North Shore

twan by mike June 18, 2006

bangometer 

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.

"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"

bangometer by Mike June 18, 2006

o 

Abbreviation for ounce, like an ounce of drugs

"Like Krispy Kreme I was cookin' dem O's" Young Jeezy

o by Mike June 17, 2006