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ash bandit

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Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.
Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'
by mids99 November 7, 2009
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embarrassment hole

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The phenomenon of going to a party or large social event and finding that either you don't really know anyone and you feel uncomfortable enough to want to leave early or simply that people are coupling off an creating a 'six of them and one of you' effect.

However, to leave you feel obliged to announce the fact which you find embarrassing, as a result of your lack of social contribution to the event. Therefore you feel it requires less awkwardness to stay at an event you would rather get out of there and then.
That party was dreadful. It was all Steve and his Leicester Uni crew and if you weren't in the 'Scott Hall Three' massive you couldn't follow the thread of what they were going on about. I tried to contribute but ended up in a 2 hour embarrassment hole pretending to watch the late movie on Five while they reminisced about 'Carnage' on Leicester High Street in the mid Nineties.
by mids99 November 1, 2009
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decoupling

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The act of doing something major in your life with friends and family being unaware of it due to your lack of informing them. Often this is due to fear of what they may think, particularly if you fail at it.
'Sorry the job interview was a decoupling one. I didnt want to tell you I was looking for a new jonb unless I got the head of science post at Canesworth Academy!'
by mids99 October 28, 2009
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Simply means 'extremely tired.'
'Coming clubbing 2nite blood?'

'Sorry! I would but after driving back from Nortbberdeen to watch Hellsea away i'm rufferfumfeuilled!'
by mids99 October 28, 2009
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Like nomenclature, chromenclature means the accepted colour coding system for a group of objects. Eg. in organic chemistry, carbon is black, hydrogen is white, oxygen is red etc
Come on class! Learn the chromenclature!
by mids99 October 22, 2009
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daynight

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A slur on the word daylight, daynight refers to darkness that sets in mid afternoon in high latitude countries such as the UK in Winter. Can also refer to exceptionally gloomy conditions.
Look outside! Twenty to three in the afternoon and the streetlights are on. This Daynight is why so many people suffer from bloody seasonal affective disorder!
by mids99 October 22, 2009
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clique cake

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Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!
by mids99 October 5, 2009
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