Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.
1. 'I twirted the forecast this weekend and wend down the South East where the weather was sunnier.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
by mids99 August 26, 2009

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.
by mids99 July 30, 2009

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.
(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)
' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
by mids99 November 09, 2009

Similar to Twixmas, except Twixpiphany is the time between Jan 1 and Jan 6, when it is still technically 'Christmas' as it is not yet Twelfth Night, but with New Year celebrated and a return to work, consists of eating the last Christmas leftovers (mince pies, Twiglets etc) and the favourite phrase 'Have you STILL got that tree up?'
Of course, in most European countries which actually have Epiphany as a bank holiday, Twixpiphany is the countdown to Christmas's closing party.
Of course, in most European countries which actually have Epiphany as a bank holiday, Twixpiphany is the countdown to Christmas's closing party.
by mids99 January 11, 2011

A weeked musical festival featuring indie bands and camping that takes place at Weston Park, Staffordshire, on the penultimate weekend of August. Now features a satellite festival in the South East as well running simultaneously.
by mids99 September 01, 2009

by mids99 July 14, 2009

A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.
by mids99 July 30, 2009
