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The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.
by mids99 June 8, 2010
Get the Blotchetarianmug. 'Safe' and non extreme dance music that is tailored to a large audience, normally involving a wide age range due to it being an event such as a wedding, works do in a function room etc etc. Consists of 'safe' classics such as YMCA and 'Agadoo' but contains enough 'classics' like 'Thriller' to avoid being called 'cheese.'
by mids99 August 15, 2009
Get the Pedestriocoremug. What the lyrics actually sound like in one major club track. Where a person living in Birmingham is convinced by work colleagues that they need to go clubbing 'for a break' named as such because many of Birmingham's clubs are in Digbeth.
by mids99 July 30, 2009
Get the Dancing on a Digbeth Party Linemug. Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.
Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.
Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.
Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
by mids99 October 5, 2009
Get the clique cakemug. by mids99 October 28, 2020
Get the shit has had a shitmug. A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
by mids99 July 10, 2010
Get the Mean Palletmug. A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways
1. Three clubbers out at night
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
'
2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
'
2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
by mids99 November 9, 2009
Get the poxy docksmug.