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nitwit

A person who thinks nitpicking is a sign of intelligence, and is incredibly annoying even if incorrect.
Gets a serotonin blast to their skull anytime they correct someone for shit regular people choose to overlook.
A nitwit likes to track others behavior and critique them in a ninny, fuckwad manor.
NitWit: "You left your monitor on all night."
You: "How the fuck did you see my monitor in my bedroom?"
NitWit: "On my daily electricity checks I sweep all rooms, you know that"
You: "Listen, NitWit."
NitWit: "Whoa, that's like using the n-word."
You: "I know, I say that as well in my spare time."
by midinerd March 30, 2019
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butthurt

Only cowards who have been called out for their actions use this word.
Janice: Hey, thanks for pointing out that my family died.
Mark: Don't get all butthurt about it.
Janice: You mean 'hurt' ? Emotions aren't just a butt, you know.
Mark: Have you double-checked?

Janice: I double-checked your mom with my face last night.
by midinerd September 21, 2019
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i dunno

That thing she always said. When she knew she had nowhere else to run. All the loose ends were tied up, all the different variations of endings in the mystery novel were understood.
You: "Hey where'd that <incriminating object> come from?"
Her: "I dunno."
You: f'This reminds me of some shit from a movie. What the fuck, {self.girlfriend.name}?'
Her: "I dunno..."
You: "Nah we saw one like last week and it had this same incriminatory content and a suspect that had no real lines."
Her: "Oh yeah, I remember that."
by midinerd March 19, 2019
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left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
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Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.
"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
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bluebrains

bluebrains

Akin to "blue-balls", brains that have become blue are swelled up with potential.
A given engineering problem exists, and the user has all of the facilities to resolve the answers, but simply has not yet.

Due to the unrelenting desire to further ones area of expertise, the brain intrinsically reminds them to move closer to a point of final realization. Eventually a headache will persist until the user gives in to their own abilities and approaches the climax of conceptual completion.
"I'm working on a real-time non-blocking audio DSP chain that unfurls a system of nodes way faster than I could ever do it.
But I'm too lazy right now to get around to it. It's starting to ache, yet it's all within my control: I've got bluebrains."
by midinerd February 12, 2019
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