mickey brown's definitions

ring around the rosie

When the area around the vagina is red or pink, which can be caused by many things such as shaving, masterbation, application of succulant, or acne.

Mickey, "Maria sure has been in the bathroom a while."

Sam, "She's probably giving herself a ring around the rosie."

by mickey brown March 25, 2007

duck fonkies

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.

guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

skeet box

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina

Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007