natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

by mick March 14, 2005

j town

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

by Mick April 18, 2005

monkeyboy

small townie like object, often referred to as s0ck

peon

by Mick May 20, 2003

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 09, 2004

grundle

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.

mick kaywood plays with his grundle.

by mick May 13, 2005

Runner

a person who leaves a group, gang, class that is not allowed to. person usually doesn't like position he/she is in and wants out. person who leaves a gang and is chased after to be shot/killed because of what they have done. trader. a person who doesnt believe in the theory of "renewal" in the movie Logan's Run and runs from Sandmen in search sanctuary.

Jimmy became a runner after leaving the west side for the east side, they soon found him and he isn't alive anymore.

by Mick March 20, 2005

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003