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the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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sprung a leak

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!
i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !
by michael foolsley August 19, 2023
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kream dream

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!
alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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left the building

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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holiday bulk

holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!

got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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