Definitions by michael foolsley
poons
imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
poons by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
nightmare squared
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
nightmare squared by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
shield those tits
STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
shield those tits by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
clockbeat
SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!
that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
clockbeat by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
spermalicious
spermalicious by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
christmas slave
baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
christmas slave by michael foolsley December 5, 2009