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Definitions by michael foolsley

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
poons by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

nightmare squared 

hellish situation multiplied by itself
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!

he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!

shield those tits 

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
the lines created by mammary glands straining a blouse, etc; to the limit. -one or more lines in the fabric as strained!
that babe is oozing the good thing! fuckin' ay me like the lines!
the lines by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

clockbeat 

SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!
that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
clockbeat by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

spermalicious 

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!
that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!
spermalicious by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

christmas slave 

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!