cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!
cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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sexy sandwich

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2011
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hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
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stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010
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burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
burn one for the forces
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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pump bulk

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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