michael foolsley's definitions

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper

something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')

fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

rump went pop

a singular highly percussive fart

i felt some big pressure, but my rump went pop only! (any 'ass' word would work but 'rump' is delightfully goofy!!)

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)

i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!

john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

darling buds

nipples, really nice marijuana buds, an ancient rock band

she has some darling buds

he had some seriously darling buds

i think the darling buds rock band is dead

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010