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fuk duc

fucked up -state of affairs for a seriously 'intoxed' vietnamese person
wheres' dan? sleeping, he was pretty fuk duc last night
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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christmas pimp

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus
i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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devil's cologne

the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea
god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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