Definitions by michael foolsley

if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else! 

if it isn't something, its' something else!!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!

if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!!

if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else! by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

peddle my ass 

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

peddle my ass by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

cream just anywhere 

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

cream just anywhere by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

defecation wand 

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

defecation wand by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

babys head 

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

babys head by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

jersey the toilet 

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

jersey the toilet by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

methane disciple 

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!

john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!

methane disciple by michael foolsley December 10, 2009