Definitions by michael foolsley
personal politics
specific ways one particular human deals with and responds to interaction with other humans. -some of us choose more bizarre ways of accomplishing this than others....
if you knew john, he was a sweet guy; but his personal politics remained on the bizarre side. this may have been a defense mechanism...
brutus dressed like a biker, and projected anything but the "warm fuzzies", but was a rhodes scholar; he had unusual personal politics!
brutus dressed like a biker, and projected anything but the "warm fuzzies", but was a rhodes scholar; he had unusual personal politics!
personal politics by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
alcohol delusion
the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
alcohol delusion by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
bubbling crude
bubbling crude by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
travelophobia
someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don't like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don't like to fly, i'm afraid to fly!, i don't like being away from home/my 'treasures', i get claustrophobia...on & on....!!
meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!
(see 'head jail')
meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!
(see 'head jail')
don had the travelophobia, you couldn't pry him out of his house!!
judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia
judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia
travelophobia by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
hear me now, believe me later
from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys
the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!
hear me now, believe me later by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
blow his nose
when he blew his nose, i about drowned
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
blow his nose by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
make sticky
i asked a woman at the pick-up bar if she wanted to make sticky
shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
make sticky by michael foolsley December 23, 2009