michael foolsley's definitions

power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

burns off

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

veg nazi

those who think their body waste is un-odoriferous because they eat a meat free diet. -many of these people are quick to 'stink' on a meat-eater or, at the very least; 'preach' a little bit!

that veg nazi was giving me a withering look

sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!

a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!

this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013