ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!
before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat
while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat
while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
by michael foolsley August 25, 2010
you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
put on your ball cap backwards, while wearing your shants , and KNOW !! you are SUPER KOOL !! (NOT!)
that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
by michael foolsley May 01, 2022
'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
A.K.A. "wipeless shit"
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009