upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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went wild

aberrant behavior -human behavior of a less-than-"civilized" (or "sane") nature! -supreme 'stink-upon' of another/other being/s!
joe stack went wild, got in his plane and crashed into the I.R.S. building; showing them all a lesson!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
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bang that ass

a delicately sensitive description of the sex act!
at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!

that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!

hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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mammarian follower

aficionado of the female breast, lover of 'tits, etc
that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!

if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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launch my paratroopers

ejaculate, discharge spermatozoa, male sexual zenith
jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!

it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers

launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
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fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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