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john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!
-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
Get the girly magazinemug. sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the fuck-er or fuck-eemug. the KING of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers 'extreme unction' to the 'waste', STRONGLY encouraging departure!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
big ed had blown a 'dung', flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the toilaflexmug. a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the cuban mixmug. by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the pusielmug. miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
Get the envelopmental therapymug. a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)
reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!
(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!
(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!
put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the reading therapymug.