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Definitions by michael foolsley

give birth 

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
give birth by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

wheelbarrow tits 

what those who link up with large-chested females end up with! -after gravity does its' magic, these women won't need "braws"; they'll need wheelbarrows!! -VIVA SMALL CHESTED WOMEN!!
ah seed this babe at the nude beach with wheelbarrow tits!!

she had a nice body, but had the wheelbarrow tits!
wheelbarrow tits by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

basketball tits 

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
basketball tits by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

bang that ass 

a delicately sensitive description of the sex act!
at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!

that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!

hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
bang that ass by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

sic the dogs 

call the police to apply extreme unction (legal and sometimes involving a 'cage') to a situation
i'm going to sic the dogs on that bastard with the loud muffler!

lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!

lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
sic the dogs by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

disposable information 

information that has an extremely short life span, then ends up in the mental "landfill"
tiger woods situation has become disposable information

my locker combination is now disposable information

her favorite color has now become disposable information!

disposable 

get something away from you; out of your sight

-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!

some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
john finished with the jenkins girl and she became disposable.
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
disposable by michael foolsley December 30, 2009