judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010
"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022