"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 03, 2022
wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024