the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023

jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010

zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
by michael foolsley June 05, 2011
