the KING of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers 'extreme unction' to the 'waste', STRONGLY encouraging departure!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
big ed had blown a 'dung', flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2011
tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on
(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner
(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner
jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway
kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on
mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on
kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on
mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2021
the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!
john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!
during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
by michael foolsley January 21, 2012
steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley March 15, 2012
police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010