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this is the shit hippies would take when i was a budding young hop head, (a hundred years ago!!) that makes one hallucinate shit like a roomful of snakes. -not recommended unless you're a hardcore masochist!! (or perhaps zoologist or herpetologist!)
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the belladonna mug.an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 8, 2020
Get the i'm experiencin' some things ! mug.by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the sock it home mug.my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!
his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!
his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the butt bark mug.like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
by michael foolsley August 23, 2012
Get the i don't have the ovaries mug.common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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