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B & M factor

crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!

overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!

the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!

judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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out of focus

state of affairs of a fat person
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.

kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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plateauing

high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!

(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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cohols

assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.
i drank all those cohols and was puking and deffing simultaneously; it was rough, boy!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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sprung

the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!

she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!

these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!

gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!

he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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cup peeer's syndrome

knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!
skonk dude? -no thanks!, me afraid; i've got cup peeer's syndrome!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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