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i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!
joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
by michael foolsley January 11, 2010
Get the pregger shakes mug.say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the easy payment mug.business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
by michael foolsley December 24, 2010
Get the left door law mug.extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!
this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?
this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?
this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
Get the magnificent hair mug.a sad homage to overpopulation, that can be stated when in a "sardine" type situation ( ie: crowds, traffic, TOO SMALL venues, e.t.c. (live music venues that have everything but SPACE!)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
did you hear?, jan is PREGGERS! (Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!...shakes head sadly !)
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
by michael foolsley July 15, 2022
Get the Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! mug.she was fucking him like a house burning down
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the house burning down mug.male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
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