the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the transpo-grounded mug.the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2011
Get the gut nut mug.lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
Get the chariot mug.the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
Get the sprung mug.-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
Get the hollis brown mug.knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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