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just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the the healing mug.i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!
jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!
i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!
i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the pumped up chump mug.if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
Get the right fart mug.an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
Get the must be free! mug.one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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