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mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
mugGet the mechanic's lawmug.

"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s
mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the "drugsman's" green lightmug.

capper

i'm going to let loose in that capper stall

don't park in that capper spot
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the cappermug.

the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
mugGet the the REAL "savior"mug.

legion of tubing flooders

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
mugGet the legion of tubing floodersmug.

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
mugGet the child-proof capmug.

burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
mugGet the burger junkiemug.

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