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tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
this asshole is fucking pushing me
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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Get the human sieve mug.(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
Get the titillate your parts mug.civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.
you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.
every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.
what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?
history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.
every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.
what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?
history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!
left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!
went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!
left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!
went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 2, 2022
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Get the gommet mug.the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
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