michael foolsley's definitions

shes' packing

well built human, possessor of "the gear"; ("shes' got the goods!!") -the best a human body could ever look!! (note: this definition is NOT specific to the female!, and could easily be applied to the male!!) ie; 'hes' packing'..... -"built like a brick shithouse"

my friend looked at me with a sort of faraway look and half-drool, and stated; 'shes' packing'!!

saw a dude at the gym and thought to myself, 'hes' packing!!'

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!

my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

NLPB

covert code for the politically incorrect: NICE LEGS, PERKY BUTT

that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!

that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!

that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2021

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

eraser rot

'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......

i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!

(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)

my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!

eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!

all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!

by michael foolsley September 22, 2011

teamster's blues

strike out at the pick-up bar, nothing to load, no work

john had tools and a load of freight, but nothing to load; he had the ol' teamster's blues!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009