michael foolsley's definitions

belladonna

this is the shit hippies would take when i was a budding young hop head, (a hundred years ago!!) that makes one hallucinate shit like a roomful of snakes. -not recommended unless you're a hardcore masochist!! (or perhaps zoologist or herpetologist!)

dwayne was on belladonna; we had to take him to the hospital for a thorazine hit!!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

by michael foolsley October 8, 2020

sock it home

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination

it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!

my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012

textiles

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

pork shicksa-bob

fellatio from non-jewish female!

ah'm gone get me some that pork shicksa-bob

chaim was getting himself some pork shicksa-bob!

by michael foolsley May 8, 2011