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i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
by michael foolsley September 11, 2022
Get the just for good luck mug.jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
Get the scrub the launch mug.a COMPOUND definition! requiring SOME imagination! :
'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 2, 2022
Get the vat o'sop ding mug.the mute button on my tv remote control
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
Get the the REAL "savior" mug.'magic' words stated by a female that KNOWS she won't be getting "preggams"
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
we were "churning and burning", when she stated , go ahead and CUM ! i felt an INTENSE wave of peace, freedom and JOY !
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2022
Get the go ahead and CUM ! mug.after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
by michael foolsley August 14, 2022
Get the their slops can eat my plops! mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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