michael foolsley's definitions
something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
Get the 'i'm bored here'mug. defecation
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the grease releasemug. male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
Get the do the milkingmug. she was fucking him like a house burning down
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the house burning downmug. by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the big on bulkmug. business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
by michael foolsley December 24, 2010
Get the left door lawmug. say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the easy paymentmug.