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something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
by michael foolsley March 26, 2021
Get the SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !! mug.something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
by michael foolsley December 2, 2020
Get the might as well smear it on my guts mug.say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the easy payment mug.business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
by michael foolsley December 24, 2010
Get the left door law mug.males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
by michael foolsley August 1, 2010
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the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
by michael foolsley April 2, 2010
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