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dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
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pork by-products

ejaculate/s, assorted body fluids!

-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??

one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.

-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)
at carla's, i had to ask for a 'rag' to mop up the pork by-products!

he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!
by michael foolsley February 7, 2010
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advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
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park tocks

sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off

all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!

lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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ejaculate! -the jack hammering effect of the human 'butter churn'!
as he appreciated the 'aura' of one particular human, his mind eventually focused on the hammerification of the hot drops!!

the young human male was transfixed by the potential hammerification of the hot drops!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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mammarian follower

aficionado of the female breast, lover of 'tits, etc
that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!

if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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string

long 'thread' of ejaculate -perhaps with some 'pearls'
the string he left later transformed into a snail trail

the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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