michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the hammer off some hot dropsmug. something to say whenever the spirit moves you. it is a reflection on 'these trying times' and dealing with same.
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the my mind! my mind!mug. someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
Get the burger junkiemug. hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the i don't buy in bulkmug. shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the power washmug. the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
Get the mechanic's lawmug. by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the "drugsman's" green lightmug.