michael foolsley's definitions

just for good luck

something to say when you need an excuse for doing something

i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck

WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck

by michael foolsley September 11, 2022

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

fuckin' ay!

in total agreement!

-though urban dictionary has other fuckin' ay (or 'fucking' ay) definitions, i have always used the term as a total agreement type of term. i have always just dearly LOVED! the way it sounds! -its' one of those terms that just sounds like what it means!!

i'm FOREVER looking for words/terms that help make me sound like a 'Rhodes scholar'!!!

it sounds good as fucking ay too, -but to drop the 'g' gives it a bit more lost brain cell, or cretinesque flair!!

that jenkins 'babe' is smokin' hot!! -fuckin' ay!!

fuckin' ay is the BEST!! -fuckin' ay!!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

nut bustin' good

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)

aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018