michael foolsley's definitions

lesbo frosties

the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)

mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2021

pocket square

fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!

he had a beautiful armani suit that looked goofy as hell, because of the pocket square!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011

cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

sexy sandwich

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!

that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!

by michael foolsley February 22, 2011

oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009