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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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mudice

or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics

of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !

my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!

gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
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perfect wave

ultimate/divine anything
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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'tacked out

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'
-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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