penetrative gasp

re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.

her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!

lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)

a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!

by michael foolsley December 09, 2010

new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

transpos interuptus

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!

that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

chyme thyme

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......

urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

got something

fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'

that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something

that laurens' most certainly got something!!

hes' definitely got something!!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009