Definitions by michael foolsley
business person's orgasm
ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
business person's orgasm by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
trying to kick
trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
trying to kick by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
try to shit
trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
try to shit by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
catered hot-tub party
pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
catered hot-tub party by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
that place!, those people!
the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
that place!, those people! by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
'if' one needed sex
a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
'if' one needed sex by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
quaf their quim joys
concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!
satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...
putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...
putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!
she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!
billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!
the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!
billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!
the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
quaf their quim joys by michael foolsley October 30, 2011