cage up

prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.

(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!

the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!

they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
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floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
by michael foolsley June 27, 2011
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oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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move slop

ejaculate ! the CURSE of the male!, which serves as it's primary focus, damning the male to HELL!

not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !

WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??

"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop

he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
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plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 02, 2022
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titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
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