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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
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work

pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
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toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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perky butt

buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act
she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!

a perky butt tends to command attention

how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
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hyper-abstract

a concept the more simple-minded cannot wrap their arms around without lengthy explanation. a concept that is quite sound, but still is appearing to be "riding the rings of saturn"

a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!

like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!
jake flipped me a statement that was so hyper-abstract, i hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer!!

those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
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