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chug cognac

a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!

in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!

he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2011
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garbage bag

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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deffed

john deffed, but it was a bad dung
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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tender challenged

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!
i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
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get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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fat chicks is easy

statement by darker pigmented young male, as related to the power of the libido.
why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy

ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!
by michael foolsley June 13, 2011
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