get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

fat chicks is easy

statement by darker pigmented young male, as related to the power of the libido.

why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy

ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!

by michael foolsley June 13, 2011

bad dung

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.

damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!

i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!

by michael foolsley March 05, 2010

hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

get horizontal

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009