female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 03, 2012

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
