Definitions by michael foolsley
impure
something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
impure by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
bodies for bulk
the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
bodies for bulk by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
fry-locked
inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
fry-locked by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
crotch glue
assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
crotch glue by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
dunged clean
defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
dunged clean by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
precious metal
an engagement/wedding ring
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
precious metal by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
paint up
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
paint up by michael foolsley October 28, 2012