michaeL's definitions
by Michael November 27, 2003

Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.
by Michael August 25, 2004

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
by Michael November 25, 2003

by Michael January 31, 2005

An object comprised of two sheets of fabric stuffed with something soft and fluffy, to various degrees of comfort. Can be found on couches, beds, sofas, chairs, loungers, and even thrown on the floor.
by michael November 11, 2003

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
by michael October 22, 2004

by Michael October 18, 2004
