michaeL's definitions

tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

avatar

the ruler of all magic in the movie Wizards, he is the twin brother of black wolf who is ruler of the dark world and technology.

Avatar fought Black Wolf, and his Magic was far superior to his evil brother's.

by Michael February 13, 2005

urbandictionary.com

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot. urbandictionary.com

by michael December 3, 2007

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004