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Day Walker

a black male who has been consumed by the light, also known as a bounty
i love white gals they control me.
.mind
.body
.heart
by Michael November 27, 2003
mugGet the Day Walkermug.

Emo "metal"

Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.
by Michael August 25, 2004
mugGet the Emo "metal"mug.

Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
mugGet the Kalimug.

whippersnapper

A term generally used by old persons, to insult the younger generation.
by Michael January 31, 2005
mugGet the whippersnappermug.

cushion

An object comprised of two sheets of fabric stuffed with something soft and fluffy, to various degrees of comfort. Can be found on couches, beds, sofas, chairs, loungers, and even thrown on the floor.
Not having anything more dangerous at hand, I decided to throw a cushion at him.
by michael November 11, 2003
mugGet the cushionmug.

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.
by michael October 22, 2004
mugGet the alienwaremug.

Tits

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.
by Michael October 18, 2004
mugGet the Titsmug.

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