chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 08, 2005

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 04, 2005

cushion

An object comprised of two sheets of fabric stuffed with something soft and fluffy, to various degrees of comfort. Can be found on couches, beds, sofas, chairs, loungers, and even thrown on the floor.

Not having anything more dangerous at hand, I decided to throw a cushion at him.

by michael November 11, 2003

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

wreeuh

Originally started in ATL, the Wreeuh has become a phenomenon. Wreeuh is the essence of gibberish, so much that it has gained its own set of definitions.

It can be shouted to express anger, or stated simply to baffle someone. It can also be used when describing one's exploits in the bathroom. Many variations can be added to wreeuh, all of which involve sounding like a retarded cave man. A favorite combination of the word is "oodles wreeuh!"

"Hey bitch, I just humped your mother!"
"Wreeuh! Wreeuh wreeeuh? Wreeeuh huh!"
- to baffle people

"Wreeuh! I just got my cock stuck in the blender again! Wreeuh wreeuh!"

"That was quite a wreeuh I just took ... I've never seen a toilet catch fire before.

by Michael October 14, 2003

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 31, 2003

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 06, 2003