michaeL's definitions
by michael March 24, 2004

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.
by Michael March 11, 2003

by Michael April 13, 2005

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.
A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.
A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.
Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.
Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.
Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.
by Michael May 3, 2004

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.
by Michael December 31, 2003
