lig

(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)

especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!

by micah August 27, 2003

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

Clann Zu

ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER! Originating from Ireland, they dominate the indie rock, europop, electronica, punk scene. No one else has their sound. They are protistant Irishmen, which means they are very scared and very emotional so that means that they make great music. Go to ClannZu.com for more information on this OUTSTANDINGLY UNDERATED MASTERPIECE!

Clan Zu owns me and everything I own-Ronald Ragen on his death bed

by Micah July 21, 2004

Unigle

A hybrid species of eagle and unicorn.

"Gabe's ferret fuckin' got eaten by a unigle."

by micah November 28, 2011

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 04, 2011

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

Mount Rushmore

One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.

A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.

by Micah April 22, 2005