Definitions by mhibma

HYUNDAI 

(noun) Cheaply made automobiles that ex-cons, parolees, assistant librarians, and car-rantal middle-management types buy. See acronym below.

HYUNDAI=

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

HYUNDAI by mhibma January 18, 2006

taco jeans 

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

taco jeans by mhibma November 29, 2005

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

panty bacon by mhibma November 22, 2005

Slashed my tires 

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005

Get Tough on Beer 

(v.) To either avoid beer altogether or to actively pursue an enthusiastic appreciation of it. Actual suitable application of the definition is in the eye of the beerholder.

Hey, I thought you were going to lay of the brews for awhile?

Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.

Get Tough on Beer by mhibma October 1, 2005

Fuck scab 

(n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.

Hey, have you heard from Robert?

Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.

Fuck scab by mhibma October 1, 2005

Mexican carwash 

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!

Mexican carwash by mhibma September 6, 2005