mhibma's definitions

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

taco jeans

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

by mhibma November 29, 2005

Socal

(n.) Acronym: Standard Oil of California, a.k.a Chevron.

The first oil explorations in Saudi Arabia began in 1933, when Socal representatives concluded contract negotiations with King Ibn Saud, thus beginning a fateful symbiotic relationship, which scholars have portrayed as a marriage of convenience. Through the 1933 contract, Socal was granted a 60-year concession to pump Arabian oil. The economic, political, and social fallout of this relationship has deeply affected the foreign and domestic (more so in Saudi Arabia) policies of both countries to this very hour.

by mhibma September 19, 2006

Beer Angel

(n) The result of opening a can of beer whereby the foam that comes out resembles the wings of an angel.

Dude, you know you've got a nice brew when you pull the tab back and the angel inside spreads her wings.

by mhibma September 2, 2005

Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

by mhibma September 2, 2005

Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

by mhibma September 2, 2005

Mexican carwash

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!

by mhibma September 6, 2005