24 definitions by mhibma

(v.) To either avoid beer altogether or to actively pursue an enthusiastic appreciation of it. Actual suitable application of the definition is in the eye of the beerholder.
Hey, I thought you were going to lay of the brews for awhile?

Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.
by mhibma September 19, 2005
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(adj) A chick who is so broke that she comes over and hangs out and whatever just to use the damn phone.
Hey you still on the fucking phone? WTF? Why don't you just go over there and talk, you fucking phonejacker?
by mhibma April 24, 2006
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(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
by mhibma March 08, 2006
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(n) Any famous socialite whose life is the stuff of tabloids, preteen magazines, and are selected for random "causes" for which they are the ironic spokeswomen for.
Friend 1- Jesus, who picked Nicole Richie as the whoreator for birth control? Her ninja foot is so loose it rattles on a windy day!
by mhibma April 24, 2006
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma April 26, 2006
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(noun) A tpical fat ass.
Fat ass- Hey, don't eat the last box of ho-hos! I'm saving that for later!

Normal dude- Take it easy there, Lunch-Box...
by mhibma April 18, 2006
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(n) The result of opening a can of beer whereby the foam that comes out resembles the wings of an angel.
Dude, you know you've got a nice brew when you pull the tab back and the angel inside spreads her wings.
by mhibma August 08, 2005
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