Definitions by mhibma

Beer Angel

(n) The result of opening a can of beer whereby the foam that comes out resembles the wings of an angel.

Dude, you know you've got a nice brew when you pull the tab back and the angel inside spreads her wings.

Beer Angel by mhibma September 2, 2005

Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

Idiot's Convention by mhibma September 2, 2005

Redwood Curtain 

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

Redwood Curtain by mhibma September 2, 2005