mhibma's definitions

Sact'o

Nickname for Sacramento, California

-What's Mike up to these days?

-He's livin' in Sact'o and going to grad school.

by mhibma June 1, 2006

Lunch-Box

(noun) A tpical fat ass.

Fat ass- Hey, don't eat the last box of ho-hos! I'm saving that for later!

Normal dude- Take it easy there, Lunch-Box...

by mhibma May 1, 2006

washboard ass

(adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.

Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!

Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?

by mhibma May 4, 2006

phonejacker

(adj) A chick who is so broke that she comes over and hangs out and whatever just to use the damn phone.

Hey you still on the fucking phone? WTF? Why don't you just go over there and talk, you fucking phonejacker?

by mhibma May 4, 2006

whoreator

(n) Any famous socialite whose life is the stuff of tabloids, preteen magazines, and are selected for random "causes" for which they are the ironic spokeswomen for.

Friend 1- Jesus, who picked Nicole Richie as the whoreator for birth control? Her ninja foot is so loose it rattles on a windy day!

by mhibma May 4, 2006

couch monkey

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.

Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.

by mhibma May 6, 2006

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005