24 definitions by mhibma
(n.)An Edifice Complex is a serious budget-busting illness that typically manifests itself on modern college and university campuses. Soon after their inauguration, an incoming university president will frantically and feverishly fall all over themselves to relentlessly badger wealthy donors and students for the purposes of leaving a mark with their name on it on the campus by constructing a new, over-priced, prime parking lot removing, ten-story structure post-modern eyesore whose purpose is solely to house administration, their support staff, and grace the cover of university brochures and websites. Faculty and students then are given the vacated, broken down, second and third string buildings for use as classes and offices.
Friend 1) Dude, I barely made it to class on time, even though I got on campus forty minutes ago! WTF?!
Friend 2)Well, my friend, out new president's got Edifice Complex so bad he took out all the prime parking to construct another building with is name on it. And then tripled the price of a parking permit to pay for the damn thing.
Friend 1) Oh sweet Jesus crap!
Friend 2)Well, my friend, out new president's got Edifice Complex so bad he took out all the prime parking to construct another building with is name on it. And then tripled the price of a parking permit to pay for the damn thing.
Friend 1) Oh sweet Jesus crap!
by mhibma March 8, 2006
by mhibma November 22, 2005
by mhibma May 31, 2006
(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.
Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?
Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.
Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.
by mhibma February 20, 2006
The first oil explorations in Saudi Arabia began in 1933, when Socal representatives concluded contract negotiations with King Ibn Saud, thus beginning a fateful symbiotic relationship, which scholars have portrayed as a marriage of convenience. Through the 1933 contract, Socal was granted a 60-year concession to pump Arabian oil. The economic, political, and social fallout of this relationship has deeply affected the foreign and domestic (more so in Saudi Arabia) policies of both countries to this very hour.
by mhibma September 19, 2006
(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.
Hey, have you heard from JJ?
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
by mhibma August 8, 2005
(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.
Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
by mhibma March 8, 2006