mhibma's definitions
(n) The result of opening a can of beer whereby the foam that comes out resembles the wings of an angel.
Dude, you know you've got a nice brew when you pull the tab back and the angel inside spreads her wings.
by mhibma September 2, 2005
Get the Beer Angelmug. (v.) To either avoid beer altogether or to actively pursue an enthusiastic appreciation of it. Actual suitable application of the definition is in the eye of the beerholder.
Hey, I thought you were going to lay of the brews for awhile?
Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.
Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.
by mhibma October 1, 2005
Get the Get Tough on Beermug. (n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.
Hey, have you heard from Robert?
Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.
Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.
by mhibma October 1, 2005
Get the Fuck scabmug. by mhibma November 22, 2005
Get the panty baconmug. (n.)An Edifice Complex is a serious budget-busting illness that typically manifests itself on modern college and university campuses. Soon after their inauguration, an incoming university president will frantically and feverishly fall all over themselves to relentlessly badger wealthy donors and students for the purposes of leaving a mark with their name on it on the campus by constructing a new, over-priced, prime parking lot removing, ten-story structure post-modern eyesore whose purpose is solely to house administration, their support staff, and grace the cover of university brochures and websites. Faculty and students then are given the vacated, broken down, second and third string buildings for use as classes and offices.
Friend 1) Dude, I barely made it to class on time, even though I got on campus forty minutes ago! WTF?!
Friend 2)Well, my friend, out new president's got Edifice Complex so bad he took out all the prime parking to construct another building with is name on it. And then tripled the price of a parking permit to pay for the damn thing.
Friend 1) Oh sweet Jesus crap!
Friend 2)Well, my friend, out new president's got Edifice Complex so bad he took out all the prime parking to construct another building with is name on it. And then tripled the price of a parking permit to pay for the damn thing.
Friend 1) Oh sweet Jesus crap!
by mhibma March 8, 2006
Get the Edifice Complexmug. (v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.
Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!
by mhibma September 6, 2005
Get the Mexican carwashmug. (adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.
Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
by mhibma May 4, 2006
Get the washboard assmug.