melissa's definitions

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

CUPERTINO

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

p()()n!$ 3@737

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!

whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!

by melissa February 26, 2005

cargill

a pedophile child rapist

Cargill likes to touch little boys.

by Melissa May 31, 2003

teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by melissa May 13, 2005