melanie's definitions

Cockasaurus

The hot and big cock of a Pokamoke Indian.

I wish I could suck his cockasaurus day and night.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005

Babe

1) a famous pig
2) someone who is very fit - good looking.

mmmmmm... what a babe

by melanie November 26, 2003

fuggy wudggy

someone who is cuddley and made of chocolate. They kinda look like a budda statchu(sp)

He was so fuggy wudgy today with his hershey bar all over his face. It was so cute.

by Melanie February 9, 2005

Scally

Is a word for someone who has no respect for anyone. Its nothing to do with the way they dress or the music they listen to.

Ugh... you are such a scally

by melanie November 26, 2003

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 10, 2003