mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

turbulence

1) When there is a big ruckus.
2) When something isn't going as planned.
-- Surfers use it alot --

Theres a group of surfers out waiting for a swell then the perfect wave comes and a bunch of people go for it and end up snakin' the ride while bumping into each other, then my friend you would use the word turbulence (with the hang ten hand movement).

by Melanie June 10, 2004

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

by Melanie January 26, 2005

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 28, 2003

Durand

An incredibly large penis.

He's definitely packing a Durand.

by Melanie November 18, 2003

unstuff (verb)

to remove stuffing from an object.

Kelly unstuffed the teddy bear because she was mad at Ana.

by Melanie February 14, 2005