melanie's definitions

manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Queebie

a slut; originated from "queen bee" because queen bees fuck all the worker bees

"what a queebie, she has a different guy for every day of the week"

by Melanie December 19, 2004

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.

I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!

by melanie December 2, 2004

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

Beat

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.

In a barbaric attack, a young man was beaten to death.

by Melanie November 5, 2003