melanie's definitions

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

Hell-Whore

A Succubus. Succubi are demons, not female mind you, that can alter their appearance in order to seduce other creatures into doing their bidding. Succubi are often depicted as having wings and small horns, but they typically shape-shift to look like a really hot chick/guy, or even an animal (dogs are easy prey for Hell-Whores; that's why we get 'em fixed).

Use in reference to transvestites and evil girlfriends.

a. Oh, dear, "she" is a Hell-Whore.
b. William has been pussy-whipped by that Hell-Whore Britney.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

Slightly Stoopid

The second best Southern Cali Ska band after Sublime!!!!!!!

Slightly Stoopid kicks nalgas, Ese Loco!

by Melanie April 28, 2004

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

Golden Palace of the Himalayas

The vagina. Used in this one movie; oh, what is it... the Something Beach Memoirs. The main character, a young adolescent, used this term. He was attracted to his cousin AND his aunt by the way.

I have seen it: the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Did they let you in?

No, but I didn't storm the gates.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

fupa

When a chicks stomach sticks out over her pants

"Damn that chick has a nasty fupa"

by Melanie March 23, 2003