melanie's definitions

posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.

I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!

by melanie December 2, 2004

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 27, 2003

naf

1. a french pig's "oink"
2. someone who resembles a pig, whether in eating habits, mannerisms, or nostril size

1. The pigs naffed all around us as we walked through the farm.
Heather's boyfriend Erik got mad at the campers because they kept naffing at him when he jumped off the diving board, however, the title was well deserved.

by Melanie July 17, 2005

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 9, 2004

Alloy

A metal with other substances added to reduce cost and add strength.

Bronze is an alloy of tin and copper.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003