melanie's definitions

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males are in a relationship or together.

The best slash i've ever read was Harry/Draco.

by Melanie August 5, 2003

Durand

An incredibly large penis.

He's definitely packing a Durand.

by Melanie November 18, 2003

manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Queebie

a slut; originated from "queen bee" because queen bees fuck all the worker bees

"what a queebie, she has a different guy for every day of the week"

by Melanie December 19, 2004

acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 5, 2005

Beat

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.

In a barbaric attack, a young man was beaten to death.

by Melanie November 5, 2003

Elan

the coolest and sweetest singer around...she can sing, play the guitar, piano, and drums..writes all her own music..what more could you want...she's a genuis!
she's raw, honest and bursts with enough soul to blow you away...

elan defan rocks!

by melanie March 8, 2004