Definitions by melanie

Necromancer 

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

Necromancer by Melanie October 30, 2003

manual 

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

manual by Melanie October 30, 2003

Sybil Trelawney 

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

Sybil Trelawney by Melanie October 27, 2003

hydromancer 

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

hydromancer by Melanie October 27, 2003

Ner'Zhul 

A former orc shaman who made a deal with the Burning Legion to get power in exchange for leading the orcs on a path of destruction. He tried to flee but was intercepted by the Legion and turned into the Lich King, leader of the Undead Scourge.

My life for Ner'Zhul.

Ner'Zhul by Melanie October 27, 2003

illidan 

Perhaps my favorite Warcraft III character. Illy is a semi-demon and the leader of the Naga. Seconds in command are Kael'Thas and Lady Vashj. I like to call them the Three Junkies.

C'mon, Illidan, it's just a flesh wound. It's not over yet. Get up and kill Arthas/Ner'Zhul or Kil'Jaeden is gonna want your ass.

illidan by Melanie October 21, 2003

Hell-Whore

A Succubus. Succubi are demons, not female mind you, that can alter their appearance in order to seduce other creatures into doing their bidding. Succubi are often depicted as having wings and small horns, but they typically shape-shift to look like a really hot chick/guy, or even an animal (dogs are easy prey for Hell-Whores; that's why we get 'em fixed).

Use in reference to transvestites and evil girlfriends.

a. Oh, dear, "she" is a Hell-Whore.
b. William has been pussy-whipped by that Hell-Whore Britney.

Hell-Whore by Melanie October 21, 2003