melanie's definitions

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 9, 2004

naf

1. a french pig's "oink"
2. someone who resembles a pig, whether in eating habits, mannerisms, or nostril size

1. The pigs naffed all around us as we walked through the farm.
Heather's boyfriend Erik got mad at the campers because they kept naffing at him when he jumped off the diving board, however, the title was well deserved.

by Melanie July 17, 2005

Babe

1) a famous pig
2) someone who is very fit - good looking.

mmmmmm... what a babe

by melanie November 26, 2003

steak dog

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

glennapacific

Glennapacific is one of myspace's biggest celebrities. At one point having a total of almost 100,000 thousand friends.
This scene goddess is extremely confident, and teaches others that there is nothing wrong with that. Truly a myspace idol. She is a good role model for young teens all over the world today.

I can't believe glennapacific commented me back!

by Melanie January 21, 2008

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 10, 2003