Definitions by megnao flimpis

elf abuse 

Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.

Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!

elf abuse by megnao flimpis August 4, 2003

kkkill 

To be sickened by the KKK.

Jethro was kkkill from too many marshmallows eaten at the cross-burning.

kkkill by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Accordian 

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

Accordian by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

apparatchik 

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

apparatchik by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

plan 9 by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

ration of shit 

The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.

I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.

ration of shit by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003

computer semi-literate 

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

computer semi-literate by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003