STD Grab Bag

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!
Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.
by Meghan June 09, 2004
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Vagtastic

adj. describing something with qualities not unlife that of a vagina; being feminine in quality while being supremely fantastic; powerful and sexy
Freida was a totally vagtastic film.
by Meghan April 14, 2005
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quif

when a air pocket is created in a womens flower! and a fart noise is produced. often a very awkward moment!
jake was fingering me and he spread his fingers and made me quif. it was crazy weird!
by Meghan June 19, 2006
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smumbo

Used to describe a tall person who is trying unconciously to be meaningful by questioning what is known to them outloud, while trying to find the answers themselves.
The smumbo sat on a desk, his feet on his chair, while teaching the class about his ideas on teaching itself.
by Meghan April 11, 2005
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Cum

Cum has a few definitions... it can be a man's semen, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. Cum is a warm, thick, whitish substance that tastes different depending on what you eat. For example, if a guy ate pineapple before a blowjob, it would taste very sweet, but if he ate something like Chinese food, look out.
1) Oh... I'm cumming...
2) He then squirted his warm load of cum right down my throat.
by Meghan January 01, 2005
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403

The area code for Southern Alberta, Canada. Major city in this area is Calgary. Often used as slang when asked where one comes from.
Person: Hey man, what do you represent?
South-Albertan: 403, baby!!
by Meghan August 25, 2003
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Aphrodisiac

Arousing or intensifying sexual desire aquired by using drugs, alcohol, or food. some examples are chocolate, honey, coffee, or somekind of "love drug."
my fave aphrodisiac is drinking coffee that is laced with honey or fruit dipped in chocolate.
by meghan February 14, 2004
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