me 's definitions
a townie or so called "chav" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc)
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
by Me January 4, 2004
Get the towniemug. by me March 31, 2003
Get the Snugglemug. Someone who likes the darker side of things. They usually listen to death metal and goth music, such as Dismember and Bauhaus. Marilyn Manson is NOT goth. He's just...weird. Real goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. Goths are fun to be around and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't all dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths DON'T envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don't become much of anything.
If someone becomes "goth" because they couldn't get any friends or are depressed and angry all the time, they are most likely a poser.
If someone becomes "goth" because they couldn't get any friends or are depressed and angry all the time, they are most likely a poser.
by Me August 4, 2003
Get the Gothmug. by Me December 19, 2004
Get the the wheelmug. by Me September 6, 2003
Get the pucker factormug. 
by me March 24, 2005
Get the Pittsburghmug.