me 's definitions

robocop

poor mans terminator

robocop blows

by me May 20, 2004

Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

by ME January 7, 2008

Ill Mitched

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

by me March 13, 2003

hairdryer

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"

by Me December 24, 2004

Ukraine

The birth place of perogies and head cheese.

Lets go to the Ukraine to get some perogies and head cheese.

by Me March 5, 2003

airplane blonde

A girl who has died her hair blonde but still has a "little black box".

"Even though she was an airplane blonde, my parents would've loved her."

by Me November 6, 2002

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004